Alphabet Soup: Parody Hiphop Track from S.M.A.B.O.I. LP

Alphabet Soup is track 3 on my Freshman LP, S.M.A.B.O.I..

This track was conceived as a parody of the more banal rap songs that just use vowel sounds and dumbed-down ideas to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Lots of wordplay, alliteration, and alphabet themes in this track.

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Conscious Rap / Indie Hiphop Parody track, Alphabet Soup

Lyrics for Alphabet Soup

Track Three, S.M.A.B.O.I. LP

VERSE 1

A-body knows ya Boi, so ya betta’
B prepared when I ain’t got chedda’
C me later, need a min to get up
Depends whether my check gon’ settle

Even ma dukes cain’t get no credit
F anyone who think they gon’ get it
Jesus Christ, OD’d my debit
HR canned me, shit’s pathetic

I been tryna pay you back, but a
Jaywalkin’ fine done left me flat
Cable bill, power bill, water on tap
LOL, I ain’t got Jack

Empty bank account’s my name
Anyone one here gon’ spare some change?
Overdraft twelve times a day
People jus don’t get my pain

Q the sound of sad violins
R you feelin’ the trouble I’m in?
Estimate I’ll never have ends
Teach me how to stop my spend

U don’t get it, my account got freeze
VIP room took my cheese
Double you IOUs bitch please
Explains y my roll’s diseased

PRE-CHORUS

I got no dough, yo
My funds is low, so
Nothin to show, oh
Where did it go, yo

Missin’ my roll, bro
My bills like whoa, oh
Bitch you don’t know, no
I ain’t got dough, yo

CHORUS

Lent my cuz the last of my dough
Dat lil punk disappear right quick
Boss neva paid me last week, so
A, E’s Y I O U, bitch!

You shoulda hit me up last month
Had a couple duckets, loss em right quick
Landlord’s actin like a cunt
A, E’s Y I O U, bitch!

BRIDGE

Dem IOUs, bro
Dats all I use, yo
Just how I do, bro
So please excuse, yo

VERSE 2

Ain’t an aim at actin ape
Brothers be bad bringin’ bucks by banks
Cut capital costs, cain’t cash create
Debt diggin’ disgrace, ducket drop’s delayed

Even each esteemed elite
Feels fat; fulfilled for feral feats
Ghoulish, grim, grotesque, got grief,
Homeless, hopeless, hungry heaps

Irascible, intransigent
Jurassic joke, jeweled juggernauts jest
Kick kindred kids, kill kingdoms kept
Laughing legions leaning left

Massive monopolies manifest
Nobody not nefarious, as
Oligarchies opt oppression
People pressed past pole position

Quiet, quick and queer quintessence
Rebels, reaching, raise resistance
Serve salvation, school subsistence
Technology trends transistance

Universal unification
Vehement vivification
Waning weapons wished we’re weighing
Xenophobes yield zabernations

CHORUS

Lent my cuz the last of my dough
Dat lil punk disappear right quick
Boss neva paid me last week, so
A, E’s Y I O U, bitch!

You shoulda hit me up last month
Had a couple duckets, loss em right quick
Landlord’s actin like a cunt
A, E’s Y I O U, bitch!

I know you jus tryn get paid
Wish I could help but I ain’t got shit
Barber overcharged my fade
A, E’s Y I O U, bitch!

Can’t give money dat I ain’t made
Get it next week, bra, please don’t trip
Child support been throwin me shade
A, E’s Y I O U, bitch!

OUTRO

I’m broke…
No joke…

Other tracks and lyrics from the S.M.A.B.O.I. LP:

• Track 1: S. M. A. B. O. I.
• Track 2: Man Versus Machine
• Track 3: Alphabet Soup
• Track 4: Books
• Track 5: Onward and Upward
• Track 6: It Feels Right
• Track 7: On and On
• Track 8: Ballad of Florida Man, The
• Track 9: Apotheosis (Instrumental)
• Track 10: Mama Said
• Track 11: Snews (Instrumental)

SmaBoi is a Conscious Rap Indie Hiphop Artist from Norwalk, CT

I write various political rhymes and tracks filled with conscious rap, using superhuman syncopation to bring the station of the nation out of altercations and into illumination.

I enjoy beatboxing and live-looping human sounds, especially at music festivals. My technique blends genres, including ghetto funk, soul, rap, jazz, blues, disco, and traditional EDM / mainroom / dubstep / drum ‘n bass sounds, mixed in with my hiphop, to create a unique flavor.

If I had to sum up my genre of music in one word, it would be Tribalcore (and that’s why it’s the title of my next album, coming later this year in 2019!)

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