Everything Wrong with the 70s

I have no idea what this is. Last thing I remember is blacking out. The best I can figure is, in hopes of celebrating the release of my terrible website, I made you a terrible song, and it was so bad I had a stroke. Either that, or I hit my head on something hard, probably repeatedly… either way, when I came to, I found this Stanley Kubrick / Pink Floyd lovechild sitting here.

I promise you, I’m at least as confused and disappointed by it as you are. I admonish anyone with masochistic predilections to disabuse themselves of the notion that this content will not make your ears bleed and your sternum ache.